Thread: bangla jokes

-Bhai....Apne ki garii kinchen?
--Bolbo
-Acha tikache....bolen
--Bolam na...Bolbo
-Boblo Boblo kortesen kintu bolen to
-Are bhai....Boblo garii kinchi
hahah...get it....He bought A Volvo but he cant say it.

When James Bond came to Bangladesh
James Bond is a stylish hero you know. Whenever people ask him of his name, he answers in his own branded style - "Bond, James Bond". Last year Bond came to Bangladesh for a quick visit. In Noakhali Swimming Complex, he met Pasha.
Pasha asked:
Hey, what's you name?
James Bond replied:
Bond
James Bond.
Then Bond asked Pasha the same: And what's yours?
Pasha replied:
Pasha
Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha.
From that day on, whenever people ask Bond of his name, he simply replies James Bond.
© Tasadduqur Rahman, Bangladesh

not funny enough!!!

want more...

besh purono jokes... thanks for sharing

Ek Hojur Biya korbo... but uni virgin meya khujtachey biya korar jonno. to virgin meya to ghotok dia khujley paoa jabey na, tai uni nijeyi meya daktey gachen. To meyar Ma, Babar shatey kotha barta boley Hojur bollo ami meytar shatey eka eka kichu khon kotha boltey chai. To meyar Baap Ma ar kharap kichu vhabey nai.. Meya ka eka rakhey room thakey ber hoa gachey. To shalar hojur ai fak a korlo ki nijer lungi ta uporey uthaia meya ka jiggesh korey ai ta ki? Meyta dakhey boley aita hochey gia "Dhon". To Hojur bujlo ai meya ta agey dhon dakchey tar maney aita .......... Tar maney aita virgin na. To arek tarey dekh tey gelo. Haidarey ai rokom lungi ultaia jiggai aita ki? Tokhon miya dakhey boley aita hochey "Manik". Hojur buija fello aitao virgin na.


So sha 3 number meya daktey gelo. So shobai jokhon choley gachey tokhon oye meya keo aki vhabey lungi uthia jiggesh korlo aita ki? Tokhon meya ta vhalo vhabey dakhey shuney bollo aita hochey "NUNU". Hojur tokhon money korlo aita money hoi pola pian er ta dakhcey tai or ta ka "NUNU" boley. To Hojur sure hoilo ai meya ta virgin. tarpor ai ta ka biya korlo. Bashor raat a ..... sherey tokhon or Bou ka jiggesh korlo.


"Acha Bou Bou tumi amar oita dakhey oy din nunu bolla keno?"

Tokhon or bou ta bollo tumar ta to Nunoi karon ==> eto toku, ar amar cousin tar ta hochey dhon eto =====> boro

hmm mama.. naughty one but funny

hahahaaaaaaa... hujur!!! lungi uthaiya.... haahahahaaa!

hahaha. real funny

James Bond went for some shopping in New Market. He went inside a store and met the owner. As usual, he introduced himself as "Bond, James Bond".


The owner thought that this might be the way how people from west introduce themselves. So he started....

Kabir...Uddin,
Kabir...Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...PIR-e-Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Hojrot PIR-e-Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin Kabir!!

Since that day if anyone asks James Bond, "What’s your name?”. He simply says "James Bond".

hmmm... so old one.... but thanks for post

Ekdin ek boro shoro mota lok markete giyechen. Tar cycle ta baire raikha lok te dokaner vitore gelen baazar korte.

Dosh minute pore lok ta dokan theke baire aashlen. chari dike guira dekhen je taar cycle ta nei. keu unar cycle ta churi kore felechen. tokhon uni chete giye ekta boro crowd jome felechen. boro crowder shamne uni jore jore bolen "Je amar cycle churi korche, tara tari amar cycle de, or naile goto bar amar cycle churi korar pore ami ja korchilam, ekhon ami tai kormu." pura crowd got scared abong ek lok pichon theke aisha cycle ta firod diya gelen.

tokhon boro shoro lok ta satisfied hoya cycle loiya choila jaite loichilo. thik tokhon ek lok crowd theke bollen "ei je bhai, gotobar jokhon aponar cycle churi korchilo, aponi ki korchen?" tokhon boro shoro lok ta bollen "Ji bhai, gotobar jokhon amar cycle churi korchilo, ami haitta bari gechilam."

Dui bondhu shob shomoye chitting korey matric, I.A etc. Paash korey eshechey. Oder moddhey ekjon chilo buddhimaan ar arekta chilo habla. to buddhimaan ta always habla takey help korto porikkahye... Taar por tara jokhon pora shesh korey job kortey jacchilo tokhon:
Habla: "Accha tumi amakey job niteyo help koro.
buddhimaan:"Ami tomakey job e kemney help kori? porikkhaye to Question gula jantaam kintoo job er question gulo to jani na".
Tarpor habla ta jobab
Habla:"tumi amakey just answer guloi boley diyo".
buddhimaan: "thikachay"...
Taar por buddhimaan takey daka holo takey proshno kora holo:

Q-1: "Apni kon shaley jonmo hoyechen?"
Ans-1: "42 te hobar kotha chilo kintoo 47e hoyechi."
Boss: "ki?"
Taarpor takey 2nd Quetion jigish korlo:

Q-2: "Apnar bap er naam ki?"
Ans-2: "Kakey cherey kakey bolbo?"
Boss: (in anger) "apni ki pagol naki?"
Ans: "Gobeshona cholchey"......

ha ha ha ha ha

Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.

old joke

classe ekta chele je ek choke kom dekhe to sobai take cana dake to ekdin inspectr aise scoole to oi cana mia ta abar bekub tai teacher oitare arek hasan re die bathroome bedhe lock kore raklo,ispectr ashlo to jigesh korlo canada kothae keu ki bolte pare?

hasan darae bollo canada bathroome

lmao...lol..

joy got the deshi funny jokes...lol

This is more of a Paki joke, but either way, it's the same, since Paki's have been changed to Bengalis in this joke.
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An Insect Falls Into A Mug of Beer

American:
Throws his mug away and walks out.

Englishman:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

Bengali:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away.

Indian:
Sells the beer to the Bengali and insect to the Englishman and gets a new mug of beer.

lolz...thanks for sharing

...not funny

tnx for the post

ek teacher tar student k jiggasa koreche

1.basay income koren k?

2.baba ki vabhe gari chalay?

3.murgi ki pare?

student ektaro answer jane na.tai teachek tak boke answer jene aste boleche.

por din student ase answer dilo teacher ami answer sikhe aeshi......................... ........................... baba fullspide dim pare.






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